BARON BLUBBA POETRY

Our Story

1:
There once was a baron named Blubba,

Whose tummy i wanted to rubba

But that was so dumb His whole body was tum

Darn that Blubba - Hubba Hubba!

2:

Baron Blubba blubs around 

He’s the fattest in the town

Crowned the blubbest of them all

He just bounces when he falls

Boing! and up and up he goes

Over oceans, fields, and rainbows.

And when he’s  done he comes down with a splat

But have no worries, Baron Blubba never goes flat.

3:

BLUBBA BLUBBA IS BLUE;

he has two eyes,He likes to eat pizza, he likes to eat fries, 

Blubba has eyes and a heartwarming smile, And a blubberous belly that goes on a long while. 

Blubba  has a smile; as I’ve said, he is blue,

Like the sky, like the sea, like blueberry goo. 

Blubba is nobility; they call him a BaronI

Ask him for ice cream, but there’s no way he’s sharin’

.Moshe likes Blubba the way Blubba likes food,

But Moshe is nice and Blubba is rude.

4:
Do you want to know why Baron Blubba is blue?

It's cuz it gets cold at King Slime U

(it builds character. That's why he's fat, he's full of character)

And but for a crown, you might have noticed he's bare

And every last inch of him's not covered with hair

Good thing he's so blubbered up, otherwise he'd might freeze

Catch a cold and HACHOO! out a blubulous sneeze

And the town would be covered with blubbery goo

And if you were standing nearby, then you'd now be blue too!